Steve Carr as Bella Swan, Adjunct Professor, College of Adult Learning

I AM A FEMALE STEREOTYPE CONFORMING TO THE MEN AROUND ME

This role is important on campus because: If it doesn’t work out with these other two guys, I’m rather dateable

Favorite Animal: Bats...no wolves, maybe bats again, I’m not sure.

Favorite Snack You Probably Shouldn’t Eat: Steak. used to like it well-done but now prefer it extremely rare.

All Time Favorite Book: Wuthering Heights or anything remotely emo.

My Favorite Way To Spend A Free Day: Crying, staring out the window, and crying some more.